The European Union commissioners
have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the
preferred language for European communications, rather than German,
which was the other possibility.
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
phased plan for what will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In
the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly,
sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will
be replaced with 'k.' Not only will this klear up konfusion, but
will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like
'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.
the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th'
by 'z' and 'W' by 'V'. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be
dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors be
aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali