Think Before You Speak

Yes, the following is all true.
This is the reason why people should think before they speak:

Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning 
and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse. I rode her mother once."

Jane - News Anchor in Michigan:

     The day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, she turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Greg Norman - 

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter - 

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, 
but none of the serious."

Terry Venables - 

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect 
the same thing again."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio:

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven 
Dicks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics:

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening 
his legs and showing his class."

US TV Commentator:

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) playing so well is that, before each shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them."