The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide...

 Was that the same nose you broke as a child?  

 Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just 
passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?  

 Q: What happened then? 
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." 
Q: Did he kill you?  

 Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?  

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?  

 Were you alone or by yourself?  

 How long have you been a French Canadian?  

 Do you have any children or anything of that kind?  

 Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture? 
A: That's me. 
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?  

 Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?  

 Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson how was your first marriage terminated? 
A: By death. 
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?  

 Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now? 
A: I'll be three months on November. 
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8? 
A: Yes. 
Q: What were you doing at that time?  

 Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable? 
A: I used to be. 
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?  

So you were gone until you returned?  

 Q: She had three children, right? 
A: Yes. 
Q: How many were boys? 
A: None. 
Q: Were there girls?  

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?  

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? 
A: Yes. 
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?  

 Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? 
A: Not yet.  

A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, 
interrupted himself and said, "Your Honour, I'd like to strike the next question."  

Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of 
Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel? 
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m. 
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct? 
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!  

 Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?  
A: Oral

 Q: Can you describe the individual? 
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.  
Q: Was this a male or a female?

 Q: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?  
A: Yes.  
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
A: I forget.
      Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

 Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

 Q: Are you sexually active?  
A: No, I just lie there.  

 Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?  
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.  

 Q : Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? 
A: We both do.
      Q: Voodo? 
A: We do. 
Q: You do?  
A: Yes, voodoo.

 Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
       Q: Did you check for blood pressure?  
A: No.  
       Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
       Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?  
A: No.
       Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?   
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
       Q: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
       A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.