Murphy's Law Of Computing
For every action, there is an equal
and opposite malfunction.
To err is human... to blame your
computer for your mistakes is even more human; in fact it is downright natural.
He who laughs last probably made a
If at first you don't succeed, blame
A complex system that does not work
is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
The number one cause of computer
problems is computer solutions.
A computer program will always do
what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
When you get to the point where you
really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
The first place to look for
information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
When the going gets tough, upgrade.
When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem won't connect!