Murphy's law of sex


Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.  

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.  

Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.  

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.  

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.  

Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing, say come back in the spring but don't say no.  

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.  

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.  

Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.  

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.