In a Roman laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.  

On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.

In a Swiss mountain inn: 
Special today: no ice cream.  

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man.  

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.  

At Budapest Zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, 
give it to the guard on duty.  

In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.  

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.  

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time 
we regret that you will be unbearable.  

In a hotel in Athens :
Visitors are expected to complain in the office between 
the hours of 9 and 11 am daily.  

In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.  

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

From the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15.000 Soviet painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.  

In a Zurich hotel:
Because the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.  

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodist.  

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have their children on the bar.  

In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.  

In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.  

In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.  

In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because it is big rush we will execute 
customers in strict rotation.  

In a Manila dry cleaner’s:
Drop your trousers here for best result.  

Outside a Singapore dress shop:
Ladies have fits upstairs.

Detour sign in Kyusho, Japan:
Stop! Drive sideways!

From an East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape, since the contractors 
have thrown in the bulk of their workers.  

At Kabul airport:
Please stand on your turn.
For the safety of passenger it is prohibited to carry the dangerous 
things in their hand bags of passenger:
1. The hand bag.
2. The explosive materials and military.
3. Dangerous things as Gases and passions.