”What do I know about sex? I’m a married man”

Tom Clancy

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, 
wholesome thing that money can buy.”

Steve Martin

“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.”

Drew Carey

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, 
but as meaningless experiences do, it’s pretty damn good.”

Woody Allen

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner,
you’d better have a good hand.”


“If it weren’t for pickpockets I’d have no sex life at all.”

Rodney Dangerfield

“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind 
of hard
for him to come out of the closet.”

Bill Kelly

“As the French say, there are three sexes – men, women and clergymen.”

Rev. Sidney Smith

 “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

Woody Allen

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

George Burns

“I can remember when riding motorcycles was dangerous and sex was safe.”


“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”

Matt Barry

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.”


“My kid had sex with your honour student.”

Bumper Sticker

“My sexual preference is not you.”


“Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support

it for the rest of your life.”

Michael Sinz

“Remember, if you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.”

Woody Allen

“Sex at age 90 is like trying shoot poole with a rope.”

George Burns

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. 
The other eight are